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Bull Market or Bull Trap? Dimon Says 'Too Much Exuberance' While Yardeni Screams Dow 60,000

Dimon warns of exuberance. Yardeni targets Dow 60k. Semis are melting down. Oil is $99. GameStop tried to buy eBay. We have questions.

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The S&P 500 Hits Records While Half Its Stocks Are Drowning — Welcome to the Narrowest Rally in 30 Years

The S&P 500 just hit record highs with only 49% of its components above their 50-day moving averages. That's not a bull market. That's a hostage situation.

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AI Bubble, Gold Rush, and a War-Blocked Strait: The Market's Got 99 Problems and Powell Just Left the Chat

Powell's gone, the Strait of Hormuz is barely open, and hyperscalers just doubled capex to $700B. The market's threading a very thin needle right now.

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Brent at $101, S&P at Records, and the Market Is Lying to Your Face

Brent crude hits $101, CPI is heading for 3.7%, and the S&P somehow just hit records. The market is not okay. Neither is your gas bill.

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Semis Are Ripping, Stagflation Is Creeping, and the S&P Just Hit a Record — Welcome to the Most Confusing Market of 2026

S&P 500 hits record highs, semis surge on Apple-Intel buzz, and CPI is about to tell us whether this party has a designated driver.

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The Market Is Narrowing, Oil Is Spiking, and Your Pizza Guy Is Having a Terrible Year

Oil near $97, gas at $4.55, pizza chains cratering, and the equal-weight S&P at a YTD relative low. The market isn't broken — it's just very, very picky.

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Goldman's Sentiment Gauge Just Hit 1.7 — Hedge Funds Are Bailing on Tech While the S&P Parties at All-Time Highs

Goldman's sentiment gauge hits 1.7. Hedge funds dump tech at 2021 levels. S&P and Nasdaq hit all-time highs anyway. The market is absolutely unhinged right now.

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Markets Hit All-Time Highs While the Strait of Hormuz Burns — This Is Fine

The S&P 500 and Nasdaq just hit all-time highs while the Strait of Hormuz stays closed and Citadel's Ken Griffin quietly warns of global recession. Normal stuff.

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Oil's $35 Paper-vs-Physical Split Is the Scariest Chart Nobody's Talking About — And It's Repricing Everything

A $35 gap between paper and physical oil prices. $397B in Berkshire cash. Semis at ATH vs SPY. The market is screaming something. Are you listening?

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$BRK.B Is Sitting on $397B in Cash and Its New CEO Just Said 'We're Not In a Hurry' — Should You Be?

Greg Abel's debut as CEO came with $397B in cash, 18% earnings growth, and a blunt warning that now is not the time to deploy it. The Oracle still agrees.

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S&P 500 Hits 7,200, Big Tech Prints Records, and the World Is Still on Fire — Welcome to the Market

S&P above 7,200. NASDAQ at records. Apple buying back $100B. Oil spiking. Iran blockaded. Markets said 'sure, fine' and ripped higher anyway.

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Oil at $103, a New Fed Chair, and Uber Wants to Be Your Everything — Markets Are a Lot Right Now

WTI at $103, Powell's final bow at the FOMC, and Uber trying to become the app that does everything. Markets have a lot to process.

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