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$200 Oil Is No Longer a Meme — Iran Just Made It a Threat

Social sentiment is in full panic mode as Iran threatens sustained strikes and crude prices eye levels not seen since... ever

Iran is threatening $200 oil, the supreme leader is injured but still at the wheel, and Gulf states are quietly furious. Markets are sweating.

Mar 11, 2026 1 min read
$CPB
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CELH Drops 20% on Iran War Fears — But Is the Market Handing You a Free Earnings Beat?

Geopolitical chaos is dragging down stocks that have nothing to do with the Strait of Hormuz — and traders are taking notes

Celsius reported 117% sales growth and a massive earnings beat. Then Iran showed up. Now the stock is down 20% and the bulls are licking their chops.

Mar 11, 2026 1 min read
$CELH $CRM
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Oil Hits $120, Then $87 in 24 Hours — The Market Is Having a Full Breakdown

Operation Epic Fury met its match: the bond market's anxiety and Reddit's short sellers

Oil went from $120 to $87 in one session. The Dow swung 1,200 points. Trump said 'very complete.' Traders said 'cover your shorts.'

Mar 09, 2026 1 min read
$UAL $LUV
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Strait of Hormuz Is Closed and Oil Just Hit $90 — Welcome to Day 9 of the Market's Worst Nightmare

The Iran-Israel conflict is rewriting energy markets in real time, and social sentiment is somewhere between panic and morbid fascination

Oil above $90, the Strait of Hormuz shut, and equities showing structural cracks. Day 9 of the Iran conflict is not going great for your portfolio.

Mar 08, 2026 1 min read
$SPY $QQQ $IWM