Market Insights
NVDA's $2B 'Circular Financing' Play Is Either Genius or the Most Expensive Customer Loyalty Program Ever
NVIDIA's neo-cloud bet, Meta's homegrown silicon, and why the AI infrastructure arms race is reshaping who actually wins
NVDA drops $2B into Nebius so it can buy more NVDA chips. Meta builds its own. The AI hardware war has entered its villain arc.
Oracle Just Beat Earnings While the World Was Distracted by a War — Classic $ORCL Move
Oracle's AI cloud crushed it, Chevron and Shell are making moves, and retail traders are somehow still showing up to earnings season amid Strait of Hormuz chaos
Oracle popped 10% pre-market on an 84% infrastructure jump while the world was busy watching oil prices explode. Retail traders are somehow still showing up.
Reddit's Energy Trade Is a Coin Flip Right Now — And WSB Knows It
From a deleted Energy Secretary tweet to an 84% Oracle cloud surge, the market is running on vibes and algorithm hair triggers
A fake Navy tweet crashed stocks. Oracle moonwalked 8% after hours. Reddit is connecting dots that may or may not exist. Let's sort the signal from the noise.
Three Stocks Nobody's Talking About That Deserve Your Attention Right Now
Small caps, big potential, zero hype — the way it should be
While the market loses its mind over geopolitics, a few obscure names are quietly building real catalysts. Here are three you've probably never Googled.
CELH Drops 20% on Iran War Fears — But Is the Market Handing You a Free Earnings Beat?
Geopolitical chaos is dragging down stocks that have nothing to do with the Strait of Hormuz — and traders are taking notes
Celsius reported 117% sales growth and a massive earnings beat. Then Iran showed up. Now the stock is down 20% and the bulls are licking their chops.
CMED Just Beat Earnings by 11 Cents and Nobody Is Talking About It
While the market was busy watching Palantir rally on geopolitical chaos, a tiny med-tech company quietly crushed its numbers
CMED beat on both EPS and revenue, shares popped 16%, and retail traders mostly missed it. Classic.